The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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