why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Jordan is pregant

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Golf.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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