How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Anti Joke

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