- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How did th-A fridge.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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