- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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