- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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