how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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feminism

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Hey

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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