One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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womens rights.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Hi what I lug you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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