Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A van drives into a car.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

a man checks his mypsace

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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