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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

hola said the chinese man

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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