Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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