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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Justin beiber comment if u get it

knock knock whos there? nobody

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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