- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I have cancer. And you're next.

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