- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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