The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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