- Anti Joke

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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