What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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