- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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