What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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