THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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