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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What does two plus two equal? 4

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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