- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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