- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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