What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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69.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Gay rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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