a blind man walks into a wall

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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i committed murder

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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