- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Women's Rights.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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