- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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