- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Your mom is so old she died

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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