- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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