- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Barack Obama.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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