What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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