- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

why did the blue berry cross the road

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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