- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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