Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Knock knock Come in

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Please ignore this statement.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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