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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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