- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

ejaculation JLR

women's rights.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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