- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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