knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How old are you? 7

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Charlie Sheen is winning

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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