why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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