What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A russian gives away vodka.

How about that airline food?

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

This is an anti-joke.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Happy Monday!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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