- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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