- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

No it doesnt..

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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