- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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