- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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