Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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