- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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