- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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