A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

who do we all like george goodburn

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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