knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Anti Joke

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