Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

meatspin.fr

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

thumb_up thumb_down +23

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops