- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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