How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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ur gey

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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