What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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