- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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