Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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