- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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