Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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