Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Who's on first? Garvey.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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