Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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