- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Neither have I

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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