- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why was the man sad? His wife left

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