What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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