People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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