timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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