- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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