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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What's the new green? Green

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

This is not a joke.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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