- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

binladin walks into the american seals

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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