What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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