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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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