What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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