If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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