- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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