What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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