- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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