- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

ure mama's so fat

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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