- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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