- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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