- Anti Joke

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf