- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A guy walks into a bar

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Take part of what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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