- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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