- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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