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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Detroit has a low crime rate

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

It's all Taggart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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