- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

silver bullet?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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