- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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