did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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