- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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