Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Anti Joke

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