Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

scraggle is in you pillow case

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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how much fish could a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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