- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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