- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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