- Anti Joke

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.