- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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