- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what's up? my penis.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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