- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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