- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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