- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I wrote a funny joke.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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