- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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