- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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