- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Obama

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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