Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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feminine literature

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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