I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

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