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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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