- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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