What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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European on my shoes, buddy.

hey guys im gay

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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