What do you call an blank test? an F

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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