- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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