Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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alex is cool

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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