- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

whats green and lives in the water

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

i hate non minorities!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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