- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

ask me if im a door yes

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Chris is hairy

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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