I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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