what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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