- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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