How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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