Take wrong turns

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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My jeans

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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penis in the camel

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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