My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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