- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Women's Rights

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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