- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Are you gay. No. Ok.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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