A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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