- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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