- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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