How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Albino African Americans

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

quantum physics?

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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